My Weekly Horoscope offer you the most accurate and detailed horoscopes based on advanced science. We are paying a small fortune in order to use the supercomputer at NASA Ames Research Center to make the horoscopes.
However, computers are not smarter than the input they get. This applies to supercomputers as well. That is why we pay a lot of money to get a direct data stream of the world's most accurate observations of stellar and planetary movements from ESO Observatory's Very Large Telescope in Chile.
In addition, we feed the supercomputer with a variaty of predictions, from which the computer chooses the ones that are most fitting for your weekly horoscope. It is all very advanced and precise and very, very expensive!