The Horoscope for the Week Starting September 09, 2019
As s, you like to have a good time. Unfortunately you will not have any this week, you will be far too busy. But maybe next week. Our supercomputer is not yet finished with your horoscope for the next week, but it seems that you will have a lot more spare time. If you have not planned a vacation, then maybe you should think about joining the union, you might need their help.
Please check the e-mails in your inbox extra carefully this week. If you get an e-mail from a Nigerian prince, banker or widow, be sure to answer the e-mail. While most e-mails of this kind are hoaxes, the one you receive is not. Even if you have to send money in order to get the money you are promised from the Nigerian, it will be a profitable investment!
The week ends with the greatest and most perfect moment in your life. Career, love and happiness come together in a moment of perfect bliss. And you even win the main prize in the lottery! Make sure you have paper and pen lying at the bedside table so you can write it all down when you wake up - thus you can maintain the feeling of ultimate happiness a little longer.