The Horoscope for the Week Starting September 09, 2019
As a Capricorn, you do not like to lose data on your computer. Perhaps you should be more aware not to click on funny files that other people send to you!
You are about to face a hard time, but do not despair. You might see an improvement in a few months when the sun will move into Aries, which is a sign of brighter times. This can mean that you will either get a deduction of a couple of months off your sentence or that a new prisoner will relieve you of your job of picking up the soap in the showers.
This week, a serious accident will happen. Please have your organ donor card on you - it could save someone else's life!