The Horoscope for the Week Starting September 09, 2019

- Damned if you do, damned if you don't

What you did last week is illegal. Sorry, we cannot be specific here, as minors might be reading this, but you know what we are talking about. The police is on to you, so you might as well turn yourself in, which might result in a reduced sentence. Do it before Friday, or it will be too late.

This week is like poison for your love life. Lock yourself into the bathroom until next week.

This week, you will have a dramatic weekend. However, the stars are sending a mixed message as the sun will transit the second house of Mars and at the same time Mercury is entering Aries. This means that you will either be attacked by a mad ax murderer, or you will win 20 dollar in the lottery.

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