The Horoscope for the Week Starting September 09, 2019
Mercury's entry into Virgo this week is an ambiguous sign for Aquarius. It can either indicate that you are violently injured, or that you will get the best experience of your life. Do not experiment with erotic asphyxiation, because then you might get both.
You will forget an important anniversary, which will make you very unpopular for the coming weeks. A big apology and an equally big gift might appease the offended and make your life a little easier. However, you must act before the weekend, as both Mercury and Venus at that time will be in retrograde in Gemini, making it nearly impossible for others to forgive you.
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