The Horoscope for the Week Starting August 12, 2019
As a Capricorn, you do not like getting a wind turbine blade in the head. This week, you should not come closer than 600 feet from wind turbines with loose bolts.
You will in a few days notice the first signs of an upcoming flu. Make sure you have chamomile tea, soup and lots of paper handkerchiefs, toilet paper and other necessities in the house.
Venus and Virgo is in an unusual strong constellation for Capricorn at the end of the week. According to our supercomputer, you will have 95 percent chance of finding the true love of your life in the weekend. If you are already married, you might as well begin to draw up the divorce papers.